*** THIS IS MY NUT *** THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT *** BUT THIS ONE IS MINE *** MY NUT IS MY BEST FRIEND *** IT PAYS ME IN SOL *** NO NUT NOVEMBER IS CANCELLED *** HOLD THE COIN *** HOLD THE NFT *** HOLD BOTH YOU ANIMAL *** 90% TO HOLDERS ***
a spinning nut
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$NUT

my nut: a peanut in a black suit, smoking a cigar, in front of a chart going up

THIS IS MY NUT.
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE PAYS ME.

My coin pays me SOL. My NFT pays me SOL. Hold both and they pay me more.
It lands in my wallet. Nothing to claim. Nothing to stake.

THIS IS MY COIN
CA: coming soon.
BUY $NUT
There are many like it, but only this CA is real. Token 2022 on pump.fun.
THIS IS MY NFT
There are 2,023 like it. Price: coming soon.
MINT A NUT
But this one is mine. Mints on LaunchMyNFT. 5% royalties, and they all feed the sack.
new COMING SOON. new

There are 2,023 like it.

MINT A NUT

0.0000 of 0.25 SOL. When the sack is full it empties into my wallet.

Paid to holders so far0.0000 SOL
Rounds paid0
Next round, each NFT gets0.000000 SOL
Next round, each pair gets0.000000 SOL
a sad nut with blue lasers for eyes over a dead chart, captioned minted out, blue balls

The NFT mints out. The dev busts.

The coin, without the mint, is useless. The NFT, without the coin, is useless.

The coin dies. There are many like it.

I go home with blue balls and a JPEG.

Every. Fucking. Time.

This is the program. We invented it. We call it the sack. It lives on Solana.

Every creator fee from every $NUT trade goes in. Every 5% royalty from every NFT sale goes in.

It keeps 10% for us and pays 90% to holders. In SOL. Over and over.

The sack does not need the mint. As long as anybody trades, the sack refills.

This shit keeps paying.

 a nut in shades sipping from a double cup in front of stacks of cash, captioned the sack refills, every trade, every sale
a pie chart: 10 percent us, 90 percent you a bar chart: 40 percent left nut, 40 percent right nut, 20 percent both nuts

This is my nut. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My nut is my best friend. It is my life. I must hold it as I must hold my life.

My nut, without me, is useless. Without my nut, I am useless. I must hold my nut true. I must hold longer than my enemy who is trying to shake me out. I must outlast him before he dumps on me. I will.

My nut and I know that what counts is not the candles we print, the noise of our timeline, nor the mint we sold out. We know that it is the SOL that counts. We will get paid.

My nut has a brother. I will hold them both, the coin and the NFT, for one nut gets paid and two nuts get paid more. We will become part of each other. We will.

Before God, I swear this creed. My nuts and I are the defenders of my wallet. We are the masters of paper hands. We are the saviors of my portfolio. So be it, until there is no seller, only SOL.

  • I must hold. I hold through two snapshots taken at random times. I buy right before one, I get jack shit until the next one.
  • I wait for the sack. A round opens when the pot hits 0.25 SOL. The pot gets checked about once an hour.
  • My nut stays with me. My coins in my wallet's normal token account, my NFT in my wallet. Coins on an exchange are not in my wallet.
  • I must not list my nut. Listed, the marketplace holds it, and it earns nothing until I pull it back and hold through two snapshots.
  • Dust stays in. A payment under 0.00001 SOL stays in the pot for the next round.
  • Nothing gets lost. What nobody could be paid stays in the pot and pays out next round. Same for the share of any NFT not minted yet.
  • We do not eat twice. The program skips the team wallet, the keeper wallet and the admin wallet. We get our 10% and that's it.
Left nut (the coin)0
Right nut (the NFT)0
Both nuts (the bonus)0
I get, this one round0

Same math as the program. The pot is whatever you type, not a promise.

RoundWhenPotCoinNFTBonusWallets
No rounds yet. The sack is coming soon.
The programcoming soon.
The inboxcoming soon.
The potcoming soon.
Upgrade keycoming soon.
THE MATH FOR NERDS

Everything that lands in the inbox gets swept: 10% to the team side, 90% to the pot. Anyone can call the sweep.

Each round the whole pot is the budget. Coin pool = 40%. NFT pool = 40%. Both pool = 20%.

A coin holder gets: coin pool × min(snapshot, balance now) ÷ circulating. Circulating is the supply minus the bonding curve's coins and the PumpSwap pool's coins. The program works out those two accounts from the mint, and nobody can add to them.

An NFT gets: NFT pool ÷ 2,023.

A wallet's pair bonus: (both pool ÷ 2,023) × min(NFTs, coins ÷ 500,000).

The program reads every balance and every NFT owner on chain when it pays. No instruction takes a payout amount. Wallets are paid in ascending order, so a wallet is paid once a round. Splitting into more wallets never earns more. If the collection ever mints past 2,023, the NFT side stops paying.

The keeper picks who is up next and states their snapshot. The program caps that at what they hold now, so stating a bigger number pays nothing extra.

four nuts: a made nut with a cigar, a beanie with two pistols, a skeleton in a suit with a halo, and a whistling nut in a prison jumpsuit

June 2023. A free NFT called Mafia Nuts mints on Ethereum, launched by nftperp.

Alon was deep in nftperp before he cofounded pump.fun. That same week he posted this:

alon @a1lon9, June 10 2023

This is my nut. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My nut is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My nut, without me, is useless. Without my nut, I am useless. I must nut my nut true. I must nut straighter than my enemy

the nut Alon posted: chrome, black headband, thick glasses, holding two aces
SEE IT ON X

That is the creed. $NUT is inspired by Mafia Nuts. We are carrying it on. 2,023 NFTs, because 2023.

Inspired by. Not made by. Alon, nftperp and pump.fun have nothing to do with this and don't know we exist.

twenty real nuts from the collection, no two alike

There are 2,023 like it. No two are alike. This one is mine.

108 traits. The rarest hat is Shitcoin. There are 4.

EVERY TRAIT AND HOW MANY
BackgroundNuts
Up Only406
Touch Grass345
Number Go Up325
Whale Watching284
Solana Summer244
Bonding Curve163
The Casino122
Busted A Nut81
Heroic Dose41
Generational Wealth12
BodyNuts
Raw Dog1,219
Roasted By CT487
Pump Pill146
Outer Shell98
Still Holding61
Golden Nut12
ClothesNuts
Butt Naked399
Stealth Launch240
Green Pilled140
Phantom Menace120
Still On Twitch120
Banned From Twitch120
Survived The Outage120
Magic Eden Refugee100
Kick Slots Streamer100
Axiom Goblin100
Employee Of The Curve80
Breakpoint Swag80
Graduated60
Banished From Eden60
Wheres Airdrop48
Effective Altruist40
Zen Holder32
Chrome Nuts White24
Chrome Nuts Black20
Chrome Nuts Ice12
Made Nut8
EyesNuts
Seen Too Many Rugs2,023
EyewearNuts
Naked Eye444
Cant See Red Candles177
Read The Whitepaper155
Yacht Week133
3D Charts133
Clout Goggles111
Smart Money111
SEC Agent111
Deal With It89
Hot Nut Summer89
One Eye On The Chart80
Love At First Pump67
Aping Blind67
Nut Vision53
Rainbow Chart44
The Nuternator44
Dead Inside35
Diamond Eyes27
Balencianuts22
Laser Charging18
Blue Balls Beam9
Laser Eyes Since 20214
MouthNuts
Omerta548
Were So Back493
Its So Over219
Flat Chart192
Saw The Dev Wallet109
Whistleblower99
Licking The Dip88
Uwu77
Kiss The Ring66
Post Nut Cigarette55
Joint Venture44
Vampire Attack22
The Don11
HeadgearNuts
No Cap406
Normie Cap162
Beanie Baby142
Midcurve142
In The Trenches102
Back To McDonalds102
Cashew Kai102
Marlboro Nut81
Validator81
Make Nuts Great Again73
Floor Sweeper73
Pump Fun Intern73
Mint Out Party61
Paper Pirate61
Dont Tread On My Nut61
Simp Ears49
Fee Fez41
Emperor Cap41
Did My Own Research33
Moved To Dubai33
Dev Horns24
Nut Punk20
Julius Cashew20
Magic Internet Money16
King Of The Hill12
Honest Dev8
Shitcoin4
HandsNuts
Paper Hands1,386
Puff Puff Pass166
I Love You So Matcha138
Sipping Fees111
Pick A Pill97
Rented Richard Mille69
Family Business42
Diamond Hands14
Do I have to claim anything?
No. It lands in my wallet. My wallet is my best friend.
Do I have to stake?
No. I hold my nut. That is all.
Do I need both?
No. One nut gets paid. Two nuts get paid more.
Why didn't I get paid?
I bought after the last snapshot, I listed my nut, my cut was dust, or the sack isn't full yet. I check my nuts above.
Does more NFTs mean more money?
Yes. There are many like it, and every one earns its own cut and can pair.
Can I split into ten wallets and farm it?
I can. It pays the same or less. I keep my nuts together.
What do you get?
10% of the fees. It's in the program. This is our 10%. The other 90% is yours.
Is this Alon's coin?
No. There are many like it, but this one is ours.

I am nut number

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nut now best viewed with both nuts paid in SOL made in notepad Y2K ready sign the sack

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